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Joke of the Day
"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."
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"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."
"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"
"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."
"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"
"What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."
"Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? Snow boarding is fun as hell."
"I was looking at the fruit in the bowl, thinking... How the fuck did I end up with a gay goldfish..."