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Joke of the Day

"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."

"Just walked by a senior center celebrating pride... ... It looked like they were having a gay old time"

"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"

"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."

"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"

"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."