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Joke of the Day

"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."

"I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone. I shouted ""Morning!"" He replied ""No, just pooping."""

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"

"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"

"When I was younger, I thought I had a Chinese friend. But it was just my imaginasian."

"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."

"What do you call a magical dog? Labracadabrador!!!"

"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."