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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."
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"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""
"Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words."
"I had the worst day EVER!!! I found a hair in my booger and it totally ruined my booger :("
"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"
"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."
"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."
"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."