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Joke of the Day
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
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"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"
"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."
"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"
"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"
"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."
"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."
"If a woman asks if you ""notice anything new"" tell her ""I do, your beauty surprises me every day."" Then continue thinking about velociraptors"
"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."