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Joke of the Day

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."

"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""

"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."

"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""

"My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting."