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Joke of the Day
"I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong."
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"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"
"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"
"6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS"
"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."
"What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo"
"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""