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Joke of the Day
"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."
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"The New 20 dollar bill I have a serious question for you guys. If a woman gets payed $.75 for every dollar a man gets payed, does that mean that the $20 dollar bill will only be worth $15?"
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it."
"ELF: Santa one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen."
"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"
"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"
"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"
"What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place"
"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."
"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""