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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."
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"Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d"
"What do i have in Common with neutrinos? We're both constantly penetrating your Mom."
"I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. What a crock of shit!"
"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"
"Did you hear about the sequel to ""The Thing""? Turns out one of Jackie Chan's Relatives is directing it. His Uncle, I believe.   He's calling it ""ONE *MORE* THING!"""
"What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork"
"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"
"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"
"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"