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Joke of the Day
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."
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"News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though."
"A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling... MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING"
"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."
"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."
"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."
"I've got a great joke about solipsism... But why should I tell you?"
"What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition? ""Just go in there and be yourself."""
"And on the third day, Jesus came back. Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard."
"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."