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Joke of the Day

"Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d"

"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"

"I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It's on the comment section."

"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."

"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"

"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"

"My ex DM'd me to say I'm acting creepy then unfollowed me. Luckily, I have his password so I just refollowed myself and told him he's wrong."

"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"

"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""