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Joke of the Day

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"

"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."

"Happy 2011! I can't wait for Internet Explorer 9."

"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"

"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"

"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."

"It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."