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Joke of the Day
"What do Irish feminists call men? O'Pressors"
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"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."
"What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company."
"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"