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Joke of the Day

"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""

"A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*"

"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."

"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""

"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""

"i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so i smashed their window and stole their radio"

"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"

"Why do they call it the Xbox360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."

"How old do kids have to be when you can start saying ""Fuck you."" to their faces instead of behind their backs?"