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Joke of the Day

"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"

"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."

"Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block? He had a fear of eights"

"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."

"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM."

"The Internet: An electronic version of, ""Now, why did I walk into this room?"""

"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"