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Joke of the Day
"What is the quietest place on Earth? The complaint department at a parachute packing company."
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"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."
"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."
"Used to go out with a girl who'd punch me in the face each time she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them."
"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."
"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"
"Grandpa Always told me... Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet."
"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"
"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."
"I know I need to lose weight when.. I ask my boyfriend ""do I look fat in these knickers ? "" and he says "" what knickers ?"""