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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
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"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""
"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."
"'Mum there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'"
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
"George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car."
"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."
"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"