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Joke of the Day
"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"
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"Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit. She's picked it."
"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."
"So we're all thinking it by this point! Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F"
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"
"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
"Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop"
"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"
"""Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"" George Lucas playing hide and seek"