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Joke of the Day
"'Mum there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'"
Next Joke
"What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"An alarm clock that texts your boss for you the fifth time you press snooze"
"I wonder when my phone will start listing them as ignored calls instead of missed calls."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"
"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."