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Joke of the Day

"George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"

"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."

"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."

"Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on."

"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."