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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."
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"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."
"Jihadi John Guess he's Jihadi gone now"
"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"
"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."
"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""
"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property"
"What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts? Fine specimens."