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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."
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"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."
"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"
"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""
"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."