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Joke of the Day
"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""
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"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"
"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"
"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."
"I'm starting to think that all those hours in school when I practiced writing my autograph was just a waste of time....."
"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"Now playing: With Myself."
"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."