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Joke of the Day

"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."

"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."

"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"

"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"

"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur."