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Joke of the Day
"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."
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"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"
"What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday? Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"
"I am sorry about this. I'm not proud of it. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."
"What is the new fad diet for ghost developers? The Boolean."
"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"