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Joke of the Day
"Chickens are jews. they even sell their own children."
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"Can February March? Don't know but April May..."
"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"
"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"
"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "
"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."
"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."