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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"
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"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."
"[dj voice] ""What's up Dad Party!"" *dads go nuts* ""I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?!?"" [dads in unison] DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT"
"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"What's your best pedophile pick up line?"
"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""
"Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital."
"Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e."
"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"