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Joke of the Day

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."

"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."

"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."

"Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))"

"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."

"When Trump build a wall what would the US become? Attack on Titans..."

"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."

"Attention r/jokes Beginning January 20th, 2017, the real joke will no longer be found in the comments. It'll be found in the White House."