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Joke of the Day

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"Jesus went into an inn. He handed the innkeeper 3 nails and asked, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"I just applied for my medical marijuana certificate. Reason: Joint pain."

"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."

"Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]"

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."