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Joke of the Day

"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""

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"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"I quite enjoy blowing air around a room. In fact, I'm a big fan."
"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""
"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""
"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"
"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"
"Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence? Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault."