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Joke of the Day

"How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians"

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"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"
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"How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."
"Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents"
"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"
"What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !"
"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."