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Joke of the Day

"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."

"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."

"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."

"What's the difference between a good year blimp and 365 days of sex one is good year and the other is a great year."

"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."

"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."