103834

Joke of the Day

"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""

"The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint"

"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."

"Alligators and Condoms Are two things I don't fuck with"

"Why did the console peasant cross the road ? To render buildings on the other side"

"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."

"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."

"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""

"My wife told me her bra and boobs aren't getting along... ... they had a falling out. ^^^^^^^I'll ^^^^^^^leave ^^^^^^^now..."

"What do my ex and a box of chocolate have in common? They kill my dog."