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Joke of the Day

"In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies"

"Want to hear a dumb, old joke? Hillary Clinton. Want to hear a dumber, older joke? Wherefore doth the chicken cross the road? Want to hear the oldest, dumbest joke I've heard? Donald Trump."

"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"

"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."

"I've decided to take the day off today. I'm just going to call it to."