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Joke of the Day

"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"

"Japan's soccer team"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why..."

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"

"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."

"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"