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Joke of the Day

"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"What do you call a pansexual guy named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan nick at the disc co."

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"

"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."