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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a dumb, old joke? Hillary Clinton. Want to hear a dumber, older joke? Wherefore doth the chicken cross the road? Want to hear the oldest, dumbest joke I've heard? Donald Trump."

"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."

"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."

"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."

"""Let's see what you're made of!"" he says on approach, knife in hand. ""Good."" I mutter. ""Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."""

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."

"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."