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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"

"My car was making this annoying sound . . . . . . so I went to see a mechanic. Me: My car is making an annoying sound. Mechanic: Easy fix. Reach over. Open the door. And push her out."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."

"If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire."

"Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth... Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!"

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"