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Joke of the Day
"""Who's sorry now?"" ~ First question on Canadian citizenship exam"
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"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"
"Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"
"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."
"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"
"What do Jesus Christ and Male Porn-stars have in common? They both take their sweet time before the second coming."
"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."