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Joke of the Day
"""Who's sorry now?"" ~ First question on Canadian citizenship exam"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"
"What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!"
"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."
"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"