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Joke of the Day

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"Kim and Kanye's baby will probably be delivered by C-Section to avoid getting Chlamydia on the way out..."

"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"

"Buy your kids a tortoise. Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves"

"Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks."

"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."

"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""