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Joke of the Day

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement? It was actually sham-poo. *thunderous applause*"

"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."

"I couldn't get an erection while having sex with my wife... So I took her to a nice dinner. There was no hard-feelings."

"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"

"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."