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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
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"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"
"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."
"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."