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Joke of the Day

"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""

"Today I fucked up because your girl was riding on top of me."

"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"

"[narrating people dancing at a wedding] These humans are using their legs for the first time today"

"[medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]"

"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"

"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."

"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."

"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""

"get the butter out hillary is toast!"