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Joke of the Day

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."

"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."

"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"

"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"