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Joke of the Day
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
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"Hate it when dudes say ""leave something to the imagination!"" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?"
"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."
"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."
"I got thrown out of the zoo today.... apparently you're not allowed to feed the ducks..... to the alligators........"
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"
"Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives."
"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"
"I just got back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."