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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."
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"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."
"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"
"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
"Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible"
"Bought an elephant for my friends So I bought my friends an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"