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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."

"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."

"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"

"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."

"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."

"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"