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Joke of the Day
"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"
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"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""
"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"
"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."
"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
"What did the radiographer call her daughter? Imogen"
"You might be a redneck What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield? His asshole...."
"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."
"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."