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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall."

"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable."

"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"

"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"

"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."

"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."