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Joke of the Day
"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
Next Joke
"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."
"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."
"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"
"Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?"
"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"
"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"
"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"
"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""
"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."