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Joke of the Day

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."

"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"

"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"

"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."

"How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you? She gives you the eye."

"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."

"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."

"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."