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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."
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"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"
"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"
"A woman was on trial for murdering her husband with his guitar. The judge asked, ""First offender?"" She replied, ""No. First it was the Gibson, then the Fender."""
"What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow"
"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey? You're a prime mate!"
"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."
"I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing."