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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with four captains? She came back with a Red Snapper."

"I tried to order a Vietnamese sandwich at a restaurant today while I was walking around topless... The staff refused to serve me, and threatened to bahn mi if I came in without a shirt again."

"Is elliott a lawn mower? He is really gay"

"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation."

"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."

"What does a boat have in common with a ballsack? They both have a lot of seamen"

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."