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Joke of the Day

"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"A golfer to his caddy: 'How would you have played that last shot, caddy?' 'Under an assumed name.'"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."

"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"

"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."

"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"