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Joke of the Day
"What does a boat have in common with a ballsack? They both have a lot of seamen"
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"Girl, You're like my mom I ain't gonna fuck my mom you sick fuck"
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"Germany really put a whoopin on Brazil today... But it's still not as bad as when they beat Israel 6,000,000-0"
"Are you a Farmer? Cause you know how to raise a cock!"
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."
"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."
"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."