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Joke of the Day
"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."
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"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
"Best part about my homeless girlfriend.... she lets me play with her sweet cans"
"I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, ""Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!"" and everyone ran out."
"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"""
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
"whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ...one is a little lighter"
"Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"