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Joke of the Day

"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit"

"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."

"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""

"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""

"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"